4. Sarah Palin VS Lady Gaga

Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga
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Sarah Palin (Lisa Nova)

Sarah Louise Palin

Former Alaskan governor and former Republican vice presidential nominee for John McCain towards the 2008 US elections who happened to have less than required knowledge about politics costing the party a large number of votes. Her daughter got pregnant considering at an unexpected stage in life.

She is a true hockey mom.

Lady Gaga (Nice Peter)

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta

A fashionista, singer and actress who is not a stranger to scandals, she is rumored to be a hermaphrodite, refers to her fans as little monsters and carries teacups around. Her attempt at a showoff at a 2012 Yankees Game did not go down well with fans and critic alike.

She performed in the 2015 Academy Awards to tracks from the Sound of Music.

Mentions

Madonna – Popular singer and movie actor

Special Appearance – John McCain (EpicLLOYD)

Categorization: Societal Influencer

Lyrics

Sarah Palin:

Oh boy, look what we have here:

A transvestite with a keyboard trying to be freak of the year!

Your voice sounds like a rooster having sex with a frog!

They put a lot of lipstick on you, but you still look like a dog!

Put down that teacup, honey! Go put on some pants, and

Stop letting little monsters teach you how to dance, and

You may be Gaga, but you ain’t a lady at all!

I’ve seen those outfits you’ve been wearing: that takes big balls!

Lady Gaga:

I think I’d rather elect a smurf than vote for you.

Governor of Alaska? That’s like the principal of a home school.

You are the sum of everything I despise,

With the most dysfunctional family since the Jackson fucking Five!

Just trust me: your fifteen minutes of fame came and went.

Go back to your igloo. Spend some time with your kids before they’re pregnant.

Your frigid little body couldn’t even handle what I do.

I think the truth is, Sarah, my music just scares you.

Sarah Palin:

Your music doesn’t scare me! I’m a mother of five!

I killed moose with my bare hands before you were alive!

Everything you do is just a rerun of Madonna!

Your fans are in a frenzy like a bunch of gay piranha!

Lady Gaga:

I sound more intelligent than you when I fart!

I wonder if you even know how to spell the word “art”!

You don’t belong in politics; you belong in a hockey game!

History will regret you like J-J-J-John McCain!

 

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