2. Darth Vader VS Hitler

Darth Vader vs Hitler
Evil Overlords

Darth Vader (Nice Peter)

Darth Vader

Villain in the sci-fi movie Star Wars. He became a scarface from his battle with his former Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi leaving most of his body in wounds or parts but saved by being made into a form of cyborg and joined opposing side the Sith and becoming its Leading Dark Lord.

His domination abilities included a mastery of The Force (a phschic ability), lightsaber fighting skills and a clone army of white Stormtroopers.

Hitler (EpicLLOYD)

Adolf Hitler

German dictator and leader of Nazi regime known as the Third Reich. An orator with brain washing skills, he became the initiator of the second world war (WWII) leading to the genocide of millions of Jews. Among other means of causing death, he had gas chambers designed to look like big shower rooms. His plans to wipe out the Jews ended with his defeat by the Allied Forces.

Hitler also had his Stormtrooper army. His signature look was a small moustache.

Special Appearance – Clone Stormtrooper (Morgan Christensen)

Categorization: Evil Overlords

 

Lyrics

Adolf Hitler:

I am Adolf Hitler: Commander of the Third Reich!

Little known fact: also dope on the mic!

You are Vader, with your little boots and cape,

And helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face!

You have the force to move objects; I am a force truly evil!

Even went back in time and turned you whack in the prequel,

‘Cause look at you! You’re not even a real person!

I preferred you in Spaceballs: the Rick Moranis version!

Darth Vader:

You can’t rhyme against the dark side of the Force! Why even bother?

So many dudes been with your mom, who even knows if I’m your father?

You’re a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon dick!

You call that a mustache? I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip!

You bitch, let me remind you who you’re messing with!

Everything that you did, I’m the mother fucker who invented it!

I’m the original Dark Lord; you’re like the sorcerer’s apprentice!

My Stormtroopers make yours look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it!

Adolf Hitler:

You stink, Vader; your style smells something sour.

You need to wash up, dawg; here, step in my shower!

I’ll turn all your friends against you; just my speeches breed haters!

What’s your lightsaber VS a clan of all your white neighbors?

Darth Vader:

*heavy breathing* Suck my robot balls!

Now, take a step back and let me freeze yours off!

A little carbonite bath for your goose stepping ass!

We’ll call my homeboy in Israel; see who got the last laugh!

 

References

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