1. John Lennon VS Bill O’Reilly

1.John Lennon VS Bill O'Reilly - Epic Rap Battles of History
Music Celebrity vs TV celebrity

John Lennon (Nice Peter)

 

John Winston Ono Lennon

British born singer and one of the creators of globally renowned musical rock band the Beatles.   A drug user and was introduced to LSD by mistake when his drink was spiked with the hallucinogenic drug.

He Inspired ‘Bed-In’ a production/movement which led to popular slogan “Make Love Not War” by Billie Joe and Adriene Armstrong in 2006

Bill O’Reilly (EpicLLOYD)

William James Bill O’Reilly, Jr.

Former FOX News reporter known for his loud outbursts on live TV. Presents the news and has an audience’s view discussion on reported news.

An avid supporter of George Bush and sometimes accused of misrepresenting facts and also spurring audience to frenzied actions. Had a wild outburst with a producer named Sting

Mentions

Help! – Beatles song

Yellow Submarine – Beatles song

Can’t Buy Me Love – Beatles song

Maxwell’s Silver Hammer – a Beatles song about a medical student serial killer that bashed victims with a silver hammer

Right-wing political machine – US Republican party

Limey – British

George Harrison – a Beatles member

Paul McCartney – another Beatles member

Ringo – believed to be the least talented of the 4 man band

Yoko Ono – Second wife and widow to John Lennon (also adopted her surname)

Don Cheadle – Black American actor, producer and director

Categorization: Politically opposing views

 

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Lyrics

John Lennon:

Help! You’re making my ears bleed! You need a muzzle!

Why are you pissed off all the time? Didn’t your mom give you a cuddle?

You’re the type of guy who could die of a heart attack just in the shower!

You need to chill out for a minute and smoke weed for an hour!

Every time I watch your show, all you do is scream at me,

And your face looks like a shit I took, high on LSD!

I’m John Lennon; I’m a legend! I can see through all your tricks!

I wonder how much George Bush paid you to suck his dick!

Bill O’ Reilly:

You fucking long hair, living in your yellow submarine!

Well, you’re about to get sunk by the right-wing political machine!

Stop your presses, Lennon! You call me Mr. Bill O’Reilly!

When it comes to squashing Limeys, I come recommended highly!

You’re weak! Between you and me, there’s no comparison!

I’ll beat you so bad, you’ll weep gently like George Harrison!

You’re Paul McCartney’s bitch with less talent than Ringo,

And I’d rather suck George Bush’s dick than Yoko Ono’s!

John Lennon:

Well, you can’t buy me love, but I’ll kick your ass for free.

I’ll take Maxwell’s silver hammer and give you a lobotomy!

I’m tired of how you scheme to stir the people up!

Why don’t you just take a vacation and shut the fuck up?!

Bill O’Reilly:

Because I’m evil, heart blacker than Don Cheadle!

Ten-thousand-dollar shoes I use to stomp out a Beatle!

Don’t tell me to shut the fuck up! That’s how I survive!

Now, here’s Sting. What? Fuck it, we’ll do it live!

 

References

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